“Excuse me, there appears to be a fetus in my food…”
Our fetuses are microwave and dishwasher safe!
Our fetuses also won’t make you sick and kill you, like the competitor’s!
Call before it’s too late!
1-800-FETUSES
“…robbery in progress, the suspect appears to be armed…and a fetus…”
wub wub wub drop the fetus
Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Fetus!
Breaking news:
A giant cyclops fetus has just attacked a neighborhood, continuing the string of giant fetus attacks
